Swim, Tan, Laundry

Or so it should have been. "Swim," Tan, Laundry could have been more useful for poor Vinny who could only hold his breath underwater for like 5 seconds while his dolphin partner Sarah was down there waiting for him for a whole minute. His swimming weakness has lost him some major attractiveness points. Good thing Sarah got her makeout session in before this debacle. Not a good thing that they eventually got sent home because of it.

Is it me or did Landon look hotter in this episode? I think it was all those pretty closeups on the fake golf green. Or maybe it was his surprising turn to the dark side? I hope Landon learns how to use Wes rather than the other way around. And Carly has proven to be quite the wild card...one minute rolling around in peanut butter, the next minute soaking up her Challenge victory. Watch out for that one!

In the Kenny vs. Wes battle, point Wes. Kenny is just not smart enough on the strategy front. He needed to get his alliance members on the same voting page, and instead all these rogue Fresh Meaters thought they had a mind of their own and screwed everything up. At this rate, it looks like Team Kenny could get wiped out fast, and then Team Wes will be forced to break up into mini alliances. What about a Team Landon? I think a third-party Landon alliance could turn this game upside down! I'm sure Ralph Nader teaches a class somewhere, and Landon should definitely sign up.

My team floated by this week, brushing with some possible bonus points, but in the end, no deal. By the previews, I expect some team incest hookup points from Wes and Theresa. And while that grosses me out on a personal level, I'm looking forward to the extra point. Honestly, I don't get how a girl can be attracted to Kenny and Wes at the same time. They are two different types - Pretty and Pretty Ugly. You can't be interested in both. The laws of the universe forbid it.