The Love Movement

Well well, it looks like Evan does have a chink in his invincible armor. On all these challenges he never got any and now that Veronica is using her big *beep* and her big ass to lure him into submission, all future Challenge participants will know how to dethrone the king. Just cuddle with him! I don't even think Evan and Veronica kissed or did anything! Just a little bit of night time snuggling and Evan will protect you. I mean, he pretty much screwed up the whole game plan for the Champions by wavering on the Veronica versus Kelly Anne or Veronica versus Kimberly decision. He was weak and faltered and somehow Ibis got tossed into the Ruins. All while Veronica laughed her way to the bank. Sex sells people. And cuddle buddies can be just as powerful!

So the key to staying on the challenge if you're a girl is to hook up with the alpha males. I know the feminist in everyone wants to cry out and scream but the truth of the matter is, it's put out and stay put in today's game. Examples: Johanna is being protected by Kenny because they have a thing. Wes manipulates his little heart out for Kelly Anne because they are together forever and ever and love each other. Johnny is Kenny and Evan's third wheel, but it's a love triangle so they've got each other's backs. And realize that Sarah, my new favorite contestant and the "Marriage" in my FMK sandwich, knew this going into the game and hung out so much in the Champions room that she got verbally attacked by crazy Katie.

As this Ruins Replay shows, the "old school" ways just aren't cutting it anymore. Gone are the days when Coral and Veronica can just bitch eye their way to dominance. Now you gotta Shauvon your way to the top. Oh wait, bad example. Anyway, the point is that if I were Kimberly or Sarah or Casey, I'd try to jump Johnny and get him to protect me. I know that's a loathsome thought but hey, it's a lot of money for the taking right?

While I'm on the topic, did you guys see MTV's pathetic attempt at creating a RW/RR Hookup Chart? It's ridiculous. Have you seen the "The Chart" (video) on The L Word? Or look at this X-Men one. This is how a hookup chart should be done. Hell, last summer I made a hookup web of all of my college friends and in an hour we had something that was so convoluted we had to turn to a computer for organization. And we know that RW/RR incest is more prevalent than all three of those webs combined. If I had the time I would do this right. This is an insult to hookup webs all over the galaxy. Put some effort into it MTV. If you're gonna do a hookup chart, do it full out! And yes, I'd pay $20 for a wall sized poster if they ever did make one. I mean, wouldn't you?

A moment of silence for Ibis (I'll let someone else eulogize Wes). I mean, she was a good teammate, was totally useless as a competitor, beautiful to look at, and was headed for a backstabbing at some point or another. She seems like a really fantastic person though. The real question is: how did she ever win a challenge and get on the Champions team? I must have missed that one. She seems like Challenge dead weight. Glad I drafted her.

Oh wait. I just read her interview on a Ruins blog and she "had an accident two years ago where I was paralyzed from the waist down." Whoops. Didn't know that. Now I feel bad. Glad I drafted her...without sarcasm this time.

Update: And HT found Ibis' blog and passed this entry along.