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Final Standings: Invasion of the Champions


We already called it last week, that Yasmine would win by a slim margin, and boy were we right!

  • Yasmine (119)
  • Jon (110)
  • Victor (94)
  • Susan (56)
  • George (51)
  • Kim (23)

With a surprise Ashley M win on the women's side of Invasion, Jon came up just nine points short in the end, and with just a few more injuries or pukes, maybe that would have been the difference? Turns out #1 overall pick Laurel was his lowest score and that doomed his team to a second place finish.

This title secures Yasmine's fifth fantasy Challenge victory -- her first since 2015's Exes II -- and puts her back on top yet again. This time there was no luck involved whatsoever as she strategically picked only challengers for her team, and then scooped up Shane over Anthony when Marie was knocked out in WK1. In the end, Yasmine was powered by Cory and Nicole, who both came in third in the real Challenge but got to participate in a fantasy title!

The rest of the field was way behind during the last few weeks, with Victor semi closing the gap behind CT and Camila's foray into the finals. But alas, he didn't have quite enough to actually become a contender this year. As for Susan, George, and Kim? Better luck next year!

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Quick Scores: WK14


A final episode with a nice plot twist at the end, but no thrills in-between. Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Winner (+7): CT, Ashley M

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): CT, Ashley M
  • Clue (+1): Ashley M, Cory
Scoring Notes: No puking even, did this finale pretty much suck? Oh well, let's tally up the scores!

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Standings: WK 8-13


Looks like we've got two more episodes -- and three days of finals -- to go! And while things were pretty neck-and-neck for awhile, it looks like we'll have a winner already, barring any last minute miracles.

  • Yasmine (117)
  • Jon (100)
  • Victor (83)
  • Susan (55)
  • George (50)
  • Kim (23)

Let's start at the bottom though, as we shine the spotlight on Kim's team, who had everyone eliminated by WK10, giving her not a lot to cheer for after Cara Maria left the Challenge. And while old favorite Darrell hung on for quite a few weeks, his elimination this past week insures that Susan is also out of the running, and could likely result in her finishing next-to-last, depending on how Nelson does for George. After assembling a powerhouse veteran team of Bananas and Zach, the only man left standing for George is Nelson, which has to be a bit of a surprise. If he can get some points in these finals -- or win it all -- he could vault her into fourth place.

And while Victor still has CT and Camila heading into the finals, he's unfortunately 30+ points behind the leader here, so he probably won't do better than third. Our defending champs, Jon, were so sure of an advantage in the finals that when he lost Laurel, he didn't even realize that his hopes of a back-to-back title had slipped away.

So it looks like Yasmine, whose bold "take only losers" strategy will pay off wildly behind Cory, Hunter, Nicole, and Shane (added after Marie got tossed). She's got an insurmountable lead and will look to capture her third title in five seasons.

But no early congrats yet, maybe Cory or Nicole will get kicked off the show? Oh wait, that would only increase her lead...

At least the rest of us will have Champs vs Pros to look forward to, starting May 16th!

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Quick Scores: WK13


And here we are on the way to the finals! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Elimination (+1): none
  • Survival (+1): CT
  • Out of Show (+0): Darrell
  • Finals (+5): CT, Camila, Cory, Ashley M, Nelson, Nicole

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Nicole, Ashley M, Camila
  • Clue (+1): Ashley M, Cory
Scoring Notes: Gave out a lot of crying points, even for maybe not so much crying, but close enough! We got a double clue/message reading, which was fun.

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Quick Scores: WK12


This is horrible, I don't want to see one champ team versus two underdogs, it's so lame! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Underdogs (Ashley M, Cory, Nelson, Nicole)
  • Immunity (+1): none
  • Elimination (+1): CT, Darrell, Laurel, Camila
  • Survival (+1): Cory, Camila
  • Out of Show (+0): Shane, Laurel

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Nicole, Camila

Scoring Notes: We all would have cried had we beat Laurel in the Fortress...just like Camila. And then Nicole crying for Laurel? Gross.

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Quick Scores: WK11


How sad are we that the champs are getting tossed left and right? And it's a little weird that Banans is gone so early right? And no elimination this week either, we can't wait for the underdogs "bloodbath" though... Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Shane, Amanda
  • Immunity (+1): none
  • Elimination (+1): Nicole, Ashley M, Amanda, Shane, Nelson, Cory
  • Survival (+1): Ashley M, Nicole, Nelson
  • Out of Show (+0): Hunter, Jenna, Amanda

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Hunter, Jenna, Ashley M, Amanda
  • Kissing (+2): Camila / Cory, Nicole / Laurel

Scoring Notes: Did Jenna cry on her way out? We're not 100% sure but we'd prefer to give it to her because we're just sad that Jenna is gone!

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Quick Scores: WK10


How sad are we that the champs are getting tossed left and right? And it's a little weird that Banans is gone so early right? And no elimination this week either, we can't wait for the underdogs "bloodbath" though... Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Underdogs (Nelson, Amanda, Ashley M, Jenna, Cory, Hunter, Nicole, Shane)
  • Immunity (+1): none
  • Elimination (+1): none
  • Survival (+1): Darrell, Laurel
  • Out of Show (+0): none

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Ashley M

Scoring Notes: We hate this Nicole - Laurel thing, and no points either! As we discovered this week via Instagram -- great sleuthing George -- they are actually still a couple in real life, boooo!

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Quick Scores: WK9


Ugh, a cliff hanger! But I guess we knew that was coming...! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Underdogs (Nelson, Amanda, Ashley M, Jenna, Cory, Hunter, Nicole, Shane)
  • Immunity (+1): Camila, CT
  • Elimination (+1): Cara Maria, Laurel, Johnny, Darrell
  • Survival (+1): none
  • Out of Show (+0): none

BONUS POINTS:
  • Tirade (+2): Camila
  • Blurcle (+1): Jenna, Camila

Scoring Notes: Nothing hard to score, and the Camila show is back for another tirade, no sure-er +2 per season right?!

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Quick Scores: WK8


When do the champs get to go head-to-head versus the chumps? They're already down to six people so we're guessing after next week it'll be a solo game again. Great soup drinking by them, even down four extra drinkers! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Champs (Bananas, CT, Laurel, Cara Maria, Darrell, Camila)
  • Immunity (+1): Nicole, Hunter [Edit: We added "Immunity" for +1 point, for the immunity challenge winners. Which applies retroactively to WK 5, 7 and 8.]
  • Elimination (+1): Sylvia, Nelson, Jenna, Dario
  • Survival (+1): Nelson, Jenna
  • Out of Show (+0): Sylvia, Dario

BONUS POINTS:
  • Kissing (+2): Cory / Camila
  • Puke (+2): Shane, Cory, Amanda, Ashley M, Sylvia, Hunter

Scoring Notes: Super puke party but it was only on the Challengers side, so we gave points accordingly after re-watching the scene twice.

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Standings: WK1-7

We should be about halfway through the season, assuming fourteen Challenge episodes. So after ten contestants have been booted out of the show, let’s see how our standings are!
  • Jon (54)
  • Yasmine (50)
  • Victor (37)
  • Susan (35)
  • George (27)
  • Kim (19)

Our defending champion, Jon, roared out to an early lead behind last pick Kailah, who has surprisngly scored a whopping 24 points to lead all contestants so far. She was eliminated in WK7 though, giving Jon his first player gone. From here on out he’ll have to hope Laurel, Amanda, and Ashley M can keep up the pace without Kailah around.

Our league's Johnny Bananas, Yasmine has emerged yet again as one of this season’s contenders. While she lost Marie early on, adding Shane has paid big dividends for her and she’s also gained big points behind Cory and Hunter, who both have had competitive and romantic success. And from the looks of it, Nicole is exactly the same, with kissing points on the way, as well as being one of the stronger underdog competitors. Is Yasmine headed for her fifth Challenge win?! (She’s the only team left with a full four contestant squad.)

Both Victor and Susan are pretty far behind in third and fourth place but within striking distance. Susan had a huge WK7 behind Darrell and Jenna and has vaulted herself back into the running. It’s a shame she didn’t get any Dario / Ashley K hookup points, but for some reason MTV declined to show us anything from the lovebirds — who are still dating in real life!

As for Victor, his veteran heavy squad was just floating along until WK5 and so far it’s been “weakest link” Sylvia who has scored almost half of his team’s points. Sylvia has cried a few times, she’s survived two eliminations, and if she can keep this up she’ll pick up Camila and CT’s slack so far. And farewell to Tony, who was bounced in WK6, but we were all impressed with how sober and mature he seemed this season. Will we see baby daddy Tony back on the Challenge again? I’m guessing “no.”

And then we have George, who’s not in last place but also probably already out of the running since she lost Zach in WK7. We know Johnny Bananas will likely make to the finals but George really needed two of her vets to place to have a shot. And while Nelson got our season’s first tirade points, we’re not sure if he can team up with Bananas to carry George to a victory this season.

Lastly, we must say our condolences to Kim, whose entire team has been outscored by Kailah herself, and who is down to just one contestant left. The hits started in WK2 when Kim lost Bruno, but then Theo and Anthony (added off the waiver wire too) in quick succession. Now with Ashley K gone poor Kim’s team is down to just Cara Maria! And as good as CM is, she’s hardly going to carry an entire team on her shoulders for half a season. Sorry Kim, better luck next year!

Who else hates champs on champs! Boooo MTV!!!


PS: I am loving watching the extra MTV clips that feature the champs behind-the-scenes. I point you to “Real Talk With the Champs 1 and 2,” which are both hilarious.

Also, I’ve checked out a few Challenge specific podcasts but my favorite — aside from The Ringer’s — is Afterbuzz TV’s Challenge After Show. They bring on Challenge contestants and the hosts are personal and quite fun, high recommend.

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Quick Scores: WK7


It's not enough that the champs came late but they also have to leave early too? How is this smart MTV? Geezes. Oh well, what a sad elimination in "The Fortress." Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Champs (Bananas, CT, Laurel, Cara Maria, Ashley K, Zach, Darrell, Camila)
  • Immunity (+1): Bananas, Laurel [Edit: We added "Immunity" for +1 point, for the immunity challenge winners. Which applies retroactively to WK 5, 7 and 8.
  • Elimination (+1): Ashley K, Cara Maria, Darrell, Zach
  • Survival (+1): Cara Maria, Darrell
  • Out of Show (+0): Ashely K, Zach

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Jenna, Zach
  • Medic (+2): Ashley K
  • Blurcle (+1): Ashely K, Camila, Laurel, Dario

Scoring Notes: We're not sure if there was blurcles for the girls in the pool but we'll give it to them. And strangely MTV also blurcled Dario while he was on the hamster, so we'll take it!

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Quick Scores: WK6


Okay, this was a shocker of a week, as technique outperforms strength. While we're sad to lose some fan favorites, we're happy for our underdog winners. Next week comes the dreaded champion on champion face-off. Sad! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): none
  • Elimination (+1): Shane, Kailah
  • Survival (+1): Shane, Sylvia
  • Out of Show (+0): Kailah, Tony

BONUS POINTS:
  • Kiss (+2): Kailah / Cory
  • Crying (+2): Kailah, Tony
  • Tirade (+2): Nelson
  • Blurcle (+1): Kailah, Cory

Scoring Notes: We decided on no sex for Kailah / Cory, but gave them blurcle points for the giant "privacy please" that MTV put up. And as for Nelson, he was smashing stuff around so that seems like a tirade to us!

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Quick Scores: WK5


The Champs are here! And they already lost their first challenge. Of course, going 6-on-4 seems unfair, and we're not happy that they'll have to eliminate each other soon. Isn't the point that it's purely champs versus losers? Oh well. Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Team Losers (Nelson, Amanda, Ashley M, Kailah, Jenna, Dario, Tony, Sylvia, Cory, Hunter, Nicole, Shane)
  • Immunity (+1): Ashley M, Hunter [Edit: We added "Immunity" for +1 point, for the immunity challenge winners. Which applies retroactively to WK 5, 7 and 8.
  • Elimination (+1): Tony, Sylvia
  • Survival (+1): none
  • Out of Show (+0): none

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Kailah

Scoring Notes: Pretty boring extras episode, and another cliff-hanger too, to boot! [Edit: We added "Immunity" for +1 point, for the immunity challenge winners. Which applies retroactively to WK 5, 7 and 8.

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Quick Scores: WK4


Great week, with our Champions making an appearance -- but no points awarded. And we have a whole bunch of bonus points too! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Amanda, Shane
  • Elimination (+1): Sylvia, Nelson, LaToya, Anthony
  • Survival (+1): Nelson, Sylvia
  • Out of Show (+0): Anthony, LaToya

BONUS POINTS:
  • Kissing (+2): Cory/Kailah, Nelson/LaToya, Ashley M / Hunter
  • Sex (+2): Ashley M / Hunter
  • Crying (+2): Sylvia
  • Blurcle (+1): Ashley M, Hunter

Scoring Notes: Lots of kissing this week, plus we gave sex points to Ashley and Hunter, even though they semi-denied it. Wink wink!

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Quick Scores: WK3


A fun week to watch but nothing really happened! Except that fan favorite Jenna almost got eliminated, phew! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Ashley, Hunter
  • Elimination (+1): Jenna, Anika, Theo, Cory
  • Survival (+1): Jenna, Cory
  • Out of Show (+0): Theo, Anika

BONUS POINTS:
  • Clue (+1): Anthony

Scoring Notes: No bonus scores, at all!

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Quick Scores: WK2


Part two of our two episode season premiere. Los of action in this one, albeit not as many make outs as we'd like! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): none
  • Elimination (+1): Tony, Kailah
  • Survival (+1): Tony, Kailah
  • Out of Show (+0): Marie, Bruno

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Kailah, Sylvia
  • Kiss (+2): Cory / Kailah

Scoring Notes: While we didn't see Kailah and Cory make out, it was clear they did. And same with the tears, as Kailah definitely cried even if it was a tad off-camera.

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Quick Scores: WK1


What a great beginning to Invasion! We're gonna score them as two separate episodes, as that's what MTV has on their website. And with this new format, let's hope for some fireworks! Here are our Invasion: Battle of the Champions rules, rosters, and the league's scoring sheet.

COMPETITION POINTS:
  • Challenge (+1): Nicole, Dario
  • Elimination (+1): Marie, Bruno
  • Survival (+1): none
  • Out of Show (+0): none

BONUS POINTS:
  • Crying (+2): Nicole, Kailah
  • Puke (+2): Ashley M
  • Blurcle (+1): Shane, Sylvia
  • Clue (+1): LaToya

Scoring Notes: A couple of near misses for make outs! But maybe next episode. No eliminations this week but we're giving Marie and Bruno their elimination points here.

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Invasion: Rosters and Draft


Last year's champ, Jon, comes out with the #1 pick and that should be a boost for him to defend his title. Then again, picking first has never really led to great success so we'll have to see what shakes out!

As for the format, we figured out halfway through that the eight champs in question might come in late in the game, which might give Yasmine's team the edge, as she passed on drafted a champ at all. As our winningest owner, this could be a tremendous risk that could pay off into reward!

Jon: Laurel, Amanda, Ashley M, Kailah
Kim: Cara Maria, Bruno, Ashley K, Theo
Victor: CT, Camila, Tony, Sylvia
Susan: Jenna, Darrell, Dario, LaToya
George: Bananas, Zach, Nelson, Anika
Yasmine: Cory, Hunter, Nicole, Marie

Undrafted: Anthony, Shane


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Invasion: Rules

Alrighty, a new season of MTV Challenge is upon us! The twenty-ninth season! And just as we seem ripe for a cast refresh, we get half a team of champs back, and a whole lotta chumps!

DRAFT
  • Six team owners will each select four players each, in a snake style draft. (Two players will be "leftovers."
  • Leftovers are picked up by the team(s) that loses their first two players, a week after their first contestants are eliminated.

SCORING and POINTS
Weekly challenges, bonus points, almost all the same stuff as last year, excepting any rule changes we can't anticipate.
Competition Points (awarded per episode)

  • Weekly (+1): Awarded for each week a player stays on the show
  • Challenge (+1): Awarded for winning weekly challenge (If team game, each individual on the winning team receives a point)
  • Elimination (+1): Awarded for being tossed into an elimination challenge
  • Survival (+1): Awarded for winning the elimination challenge 
Bonus Points (awarded per episode and per instance)

  • Kissing (+2): Romantic, carnal, or via dare, not for congratulatory or "hello" pecks
  • Sex (+2): Must be shown on-camera, or acknowledged by both parties (with no doubt)
  • Hookup Bonus (+1): Extra point for owning both contestants who either kissed or had sex together. (Only awarded once per couple per episode)
  • Fight (+2): Must be a physical fight, including some intent to do harm
  • Tirade (+2): Key phrase is a "crazy ass tirade," including throwing or breaking things
  • Medical (+2): Awarded for going to the hospital, or if player needs treatment from a medical professional
  • Puke (+2): Awarded for throwing up from drinking, exhaustion, food poisoning, etc. (Has to be shown on camera, not just gagging sounds)
  • Crying (+2): Must be a very clear case of crying, not just red face, puffy eyes, watery eyes, but actual real tears
  • Booted (+3): Getting booted off the show by producers, be it physical altercation, safety reasons, injuries, etc. Does not apply if the person chooses to leave the show voluntarily aka quits
  • Blurcle (+1): Having a body part blurcled (Only awarded once per episode, and for nudity versus logo blocking out, or flicking someone off, etc.)
  • Clue (+1): Awarded for reading the clue from TJ Lavin

Finals Points (awarded once at end of season)

  • Finals (+5): Awarded to everyone who makes the finals
  • Winner: (+7): Awarded to the overall winners (or to all members of the winning team)

Any subjective calls will be cleared up by voting. See old version of rules for examples of past subjective rulings.

ARBITRATION DETAILS
Majority wins the vote-offs (which must be done before the next episode). If there are five owners voting, that should be easy. However, if two separate owners have to abstain because it's their contestants involved, then it's four voters. Ideally a 3-1 majority would take it but if there is a tie, then no points are rewarded. Try to be objective if you can, when voting. And we can cite previous precedent or whatever in our arguments. No bribing though!

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New Season: Invasion of the Champions


Here we go, the big guns are back! Darrell, CT, Laurel (!), Zach, and of course, Johnny Bananas is here again too. I don't see how the underdogs take this one but that's why they play the game!

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