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Rules and Scoring: Battle of the Exes

Draft

  • Six team owners will each select four players each, in a snake style draft.
  • If any contestant shows up midway through the game, they are given to the team that loses all of their players first. Retroactive points do not count however, only once they appear on the team do their scores start tabulating.
  • There will be two players left over and they will be available for selection by the team(s) that get all their players eliminated first. So if all your players are out by WK5, you get to select one of the originally undrafted players for the remainder of the season.
Scoring and Points
The rules are almost exactly the same as last year, save adding blurcle and reading the clue points. As we don't know the exact rules Battle of the Exes will be using, we might tweak some things after the first episode.

Competition Points (awarded per episode)
+1 point for each week your person stays on the show
+1 point for winning the weekly Challenge (each individual on the winning team gets this)
+1 point for being sent into the Elimination
+1 point for winning the Elimination

Bonus Points (awarded per episode)
+2 point for hooking up (kissing on the lips, making out, groaning sounds under covers, etc.)
+1 bonus point if you own both contestants who hooked up
+2 points for getting into a physical fight
+1 point for physically fighting with their Ex
+2 points for "crazy (ass tirade)"
+2 points for going to the hospital
+2 points for throwing up
+2 points for crying
+1 points for having a body part blurcled (only awarded once per episode)
+1 point for reading the clue


Finals Points
+5 for making the finals
+7 for being the winner

Any subjective calls will be cleared up by arguing and then voting. We can also reference some of the points laid out last year to clarify things. Although maybe it would be nice to wipe the slate clean and start from "What qualifies as a crazy ass tirade in the Jungle?" Below were the details laid out last year for some of the subjective rules:
  • It has to be shown or be provable on camera, then from there we can vote/argue about if something constituted a hook up.
  • No "extras" or "behind-the-scenes" specials or aftershows or "web clips" don't count.
  • You are awarded one bonus point for each instance. If Veronica hooks up with Cyrus and MJ during the episode, that's +2. However, if she hooks up with Cyrus over and over that episode, that's just +1. If they hook up again next episode though, then they can get more points.
  • Hook ups aren't just kissing, or a congratulatory peck. There should be some level of lust and passion, some measure of potential hookupability. Example, Laurel and Pete's Truth or Dare kiss in Meet the Meat counts as a hook up.
  • A three way kiss only awards +2 to each participant (not +4 each).
  • Examples of a crazy ass tirade was Eve going bananas and knocking things around the house after getting sent in against Kelly Anne, or Katie going nuts after the plunger incident in her bed.
  • Physical fights, do they include wrestling? I say yes, like if two people engage in an attempt to do physical harm, even if it's not actually punching/kicking, that's a point.
Arbitration Details
Majority wins the vote-offs (which must be done before the next episode). If there are five owners voting, that should be easy. However, if two separate owners have to abstain because it's their contestants involved, then it's four voters. Ideally a 3-1 majority would take it but if there is a tie, then no points are rewarded. Try to be objective if you can, when voting. And we can cite previous precedent or whatever in our arguments. No bribing though!

2 comments:

Naomi's VD enSnatchment said...

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