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Rounding into second

While the competition heats up, I feel like the real shenanigans is happening behind the scenes. If you're not watching the after shows, the daily clips, I feel like you are missing a lot of the fun bits that are happening this season. We all know Danny is a lardo and Sandy is good at math (I've become a bigger fan of her now even if everyone says she still sucks), and sure we know CJ is boring but when other contestants are sitting behind the scenes and making fun of his personality? That's gold! Pete wonders how CJ even got on real world and then it devolves into this exchange about Mr. Exciting:

Ryan: He's going to be raped by life.
Jenn: He's gonna be raped by the quarterback.
Ryan: Have you ever seen a bear rape a human? That's what TJ is. Or CJ. Or Me J.
Jenn: He's gonna get raped, he's a punter.
This is the stuff that really keeps us riveted right? Who's cool, who's not, who's fun, who's not? Having extra clips has really transformed the Challenge viewing experience. Just three years ago this was probably impossible and now here we are, devoting an extra hour a week watching Challenge clips. I mean, that's what I do anyway.

I'm starting to think that Ryan keeps getting invited back because he's just fun to have around. I mean, out of all the other main gays, isn't he the funnest one? Especially if he's going to randomly lip rape Evelyn. I can see my team going pretty far with Landon and Ryan being kept around for awhile by both alliances.

Also, what is Luke's sexuality do you think? First he tells Carley they're slated for sex and then he teabags Ryan. I see lots of confusion there. As I've pointed out before, he just tries too hard and is probably the most annoying/immature person in the house I'd bet. Plus he's ready to drop his pants at all times. Which is just frightening. I'd chain him outside of the house every night before I could safely fall asleep.

The big question: Will Kenny or Laurel ever lose a Challenge? I'm starting to lean toward "no." I'm excited to see if Eve can somehow throw the next Challenge and get Kenny and Laurel out of the winner's circle.

1 comment:

Yasmine said...

I've really been neglecting the dailies, but that CJ Sucks clip is hilarious. I'm going to have to start checking them out.