Week 1 Scores

Dan - The Mystery People: +7 (7)
Remaining players:

Theresa +2 (2)


Eric +1 (1)


Ayiia +2 (2)


Chet +1 (1)

Eliminated Players:

Derek +1 (1)

International Team of Mystery came out of the gate with a down week, only picking up an extra +1 for Aiiiya representing the winning Gray team. The biggest loss was obviously Derek from Cancun, who wimped out of his Gulag without taking even one ring from Brandon. I guess being "small, gay, and the new guy" was three strikes too many. But hey, Theresa proved to have some fire and got a point for her verbal intimidation of Camila!

Victor - Flesh Machine +7 (7):
Remaining Players:

Laurel +2 (2)


Tori +1 (1)


Vinny +2 (2)


Mandi +1 (1)

Eliminated Players:

Emilee +1 (1)

Victor's team had two members of the victorious Gray team but Emilee looked incredibly scared during her Gulag and then promptly flamed out. The good news is that Laurel and Mandi are sure to stir up trouble soon.

Kimberly - I Will Shout You Down +6 (6):
Remaining Players:

Johnny +1 (1)


Paula +1 (1)


Emily +1 (1)


JD +2 (2)


Katie +1 (1)

Despite making no big splashes episode one, Kim is delighted she didn't lose a player and it looks like she's positioned herself for a few solid weeks ahead with wily vets Johnny, Paula, and Katie. How long can newbies Emily and JD stay out of the Gulag?

Yasmine - Buck Nekkid +9 (9):
Remaining Players:

Abram +2 (2)


Sarah +2 (2)


Dan +2 (2)


Luke +2 (2)


Tyler +1 (1)

Picking four out of five players from the victorious Gray team, Yasmine is looking like a genius! She racked up major points and also has the leader of the team, Abram, to keep them on track. If Gray keeps winning, Yasmine could blow the rest of us out of the competition.

Georgette - Hot Bitch +7 (7):
Remaining Players:

Jenn +1 (1)


Derrick +1 (1)


Melinda +1 (1)


Dunbar +1 (1)


Brandon +3 (3)

Someone explain to me how Dunbar was the first overall pick out of all these contestants? George is giddy over Brandon's strong Gulag showing, as he racks up three points: one for surviving the week, another for being chosen for the Gulag, and one more for winning versus Dan -- in convincing fashion no less. Is Brandon this year's last round gem?

Jon - Tanooki Suit +11 (11):
Remaining Players:

Cara Maria +2 (2)


Brad +1 (1)


Camila +4 (4)


Ty +1 (1)


Shauvon +3 (3)

Racking up big points for having two Gray team members, Jon somehow has two of the team captains -- not really a good thing. Camila proved her mettle by crying and winning her Gulag so she's the high scorer with four points this week, powering Jon into the early lead. Oh and Shauvon's little outburst is now the low bar for "tantrum/tirade."