Oh Brianna Brianna. So much potential, so little brains. Picking Susie to go into battle? I admit it was a ballsy move to try to take out the strongest girl, but you're a rookie! Lay low and strike later. Oh well, I'm proud of you girl. Sad to lose you so soon. I am wearing six-inch platforms in your honor.
As disappointed as I am, this part of the Challenge made sense. The Champion Susie sends Rookie Brianna home.
Here are the parts that don't make sense:
1. Veronica's game
"I feel like there's a big moment that's going to happen...How long do I have to wait...for this explosion?" -- Veronica to Evan.
Seriously? These are the pickup lines of a seductress? These are so cheesy, I can't stand it, yet they seem to work magic on Evan who's seen spooning with Veronica shortly after who knows what. I think Evan was listening with his eyes (and other things), so I can't say much for him. But out of respect for Veronica's game, I'm going to try out these lines at a bar and see which frat boy falls for the big moment we're about to have. Note to self: remember flirty half-drunk raspy Veronica accent and devilish cackle.
2. Wes has/had a girlfriend
Wes is a barbaric, chest-beating, strutting rooster of a douche bag. And he's as hot as Carrot Top without all the hair. Why do girls go for this? Johanna, you seem like a smart girl. But you spent 3 years in a relationship with this guy? 3 years! Think how many Kenny-beach-make-outs you could have had in that time. Kelly Anne, you're not so smart, but use those fake boobs and get yourself a better man.
3. Tonya's a man
Not true. But after 1 and 2, I'd believe anything.
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Wes is awesome! He's probably the most accomplished person that is currently on the show. Look up his bio if you are interested. He has his own business and what-not. A yogurt shop.
I must admit though, that this week, his act seems a bit more tired, and sadly FAILS at being inspirational. It just comes off a chee-say and disingenuous, but oh well. Last week, he seemed much more righteous.
Whoa, wait a minute...Wes has his own yogurt shop? And do some of the proceeds go to charity? I take it all back then. Wes, will you marry me?
Heh. Yeah, I'm fairly certain that his charitable contribution relates to his buisness. Not real charity, but "buisness charity."
A CEO of Non-Profit can command a 7-figure salary easily. I suppose that non-profits generally have society helping goals, but they are still a dollars and bottom line business when push comes to shove.
Wes does have a thing apparently for latin women. You should try the Veronica-explosion line on him.
No Wes for me, thank you. I don't care how many figures he makes. Plus, I'm Chinese, Filipino. I've got some Spanish, but never thought of myself as a Latina.
Wait wait, a yogurt shop is an accomplishment?! I agree with his total douchebaggery. And how do girls go for this (and what tips can I learn)? His "charity" plea was hilarious!
I think Wes confused non-profit with no-profit. I have much to say about Derek's reading abilities while I'm on it, but need time to blog about it.
Sorry Yasmin! I figured Gomez was a latino name. Perhaps its still in your lineage somewhere, waay back.
These challenges are great, b/c there's so many people to hate and love respectively. Go Wes, I still believe in you! Show everyone your heart.
I think we all already know Wes' heart is just conniving and freckled. What does he know about the f-ing kids?
yasmine please update us after you've tried out those pickup lines at a bar...a full report is necessary hopefully in the shape of a blog.
In other pictures, Brianna isn't wearing her bright blue colored contacts and has hazel-brown irises. I know her ethnicity is black-white, and it strikes me in this picture posted at least, that she's trying to accentuate her white side.
I had a friend from school who was half korean and half chinese. But she was strangely very anti-chinese. Her mother was chinese, so she had a korean last name and could speak korean. One might say that she was "trying to pass as Korean." Heh.
Cute as hell too(mixes usually are!) but it kind struck me as quirky. And, since I'm chinese myself, was I a member of a "dirty race" ? It wasn't until I got to college that I learned about the inter-asian race dynamics.
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