Ouch, that hurts!

It's probably not a good sign when your number one pick leaves the same week as the girl who popped her boob. I mean, that's a big fat zero from the first pick of the entire draft. Team George must have been demoralized to see Eve walk down the tunnel of shame. What a shocker hunh? But enough about Eve, let's talk about Shauvon.

I knew her boob pop was inevitable but hoped it would happen later in the season. Even as I watched the rope swing challenge, it didn't occur to me that this would be it. Then she showed up in her life vest, a flash of recognition from the trailer hit me, and I gasped before she even fell. The actual fall didn't look that bad but she probably belly/boob flopped pretty hard. You gotta give it up though, she was a trooper. I mean, she gave it another go didn't she? Her teammates didn't seem very sympathetic either. During or after the diagnosis. "Bye Shauvon, glad you're out of here!"

Sidenote: I think the Challengers are a bunch of disorganized buffoons. They lack a leader. Brad and Adam are too veteran and feel like it's beneath them to mingle with the challengers. Not that anyone would follow them into battle. "Wait, why are we listening to you, aren't you on our team because you've never won anything? Ever?" Dunbar and Danny aren't exactly motivational leader types, and none of the girls are team orientated. Maybe losing Diem was like losing their heart and soul. It's too bad there are no trades in this game. If I were a challenger I'd trade Adam for Syrus. Big Sy is redundant on the Champions team but could be a real leader on the Challengers side.

Back to Shauvon. After her unfortunate accident, Kelly Anne was seen commenting that she was now afraid of her own implants popping. Wait, Kelly Anne has implants?! That makes so much sense. She looks way too skinny to have boobs that big. Of course she has implants. With that in mind, who else is at risk to pop an implant? We all know Casey bought an upgrade after Fresh Meat, so she's at risk. Brianna might have saline enhancements too, and if not, she's liable to pop something anyway. Anyone else have secret implants I'm not aware of? Tanya, Veronica, Kimberly? Cohutta?

As Yasmine stated last week, the biggest boob of all is Nick. I've never seen a more pathetic guy contestant. Totally useless. He's gotta be the most unathletic black man ever shown on TV. Even Urkel was actually a fantastic basketball player in real life. Nick is horrible. On a related thought, I'd like to see an episode where Eve faces off against all the guys so we can find out exactly how strong she is. Kelly Anne could barely budge her during the chain pull. I bet Eve's stronger than all the guys up to and including Adam, but is she stronger than say, Johnny? I'd also love to see an Eve vs Rachel vs Ruthie face off. I'd pay per view either event.

Reporting from last place, till next week, I'm out!