@FreshMeatII

I was doing some Twitter stalking and found a few Fresh Meaters. I thought I'd share some highlights (if you can call them that)...

Laurel (@laurelfm2):

My little keggie babies. Another day, more beer. That's what I get for working at Budweiser. I love it tho http://tweetphoto.com/20369898

@kennysantucci you're the greatest guy i know. even though you can be the biggest retard. nice picture by the tree

its weird. i look at myself on tv and then i look at myself in the mirror and im like woah! i look so much skinnier. damn tv

@vinnyfreshmeat2 yayyy call me miss u

Vinny (@vinnyfreshmeat2):

fell in love at the mall when i walked by this mac make up artist! hate when that happens

paul pierce man.. magic cant beat the celts!! cant wait till they get back to boston the fans are gonna torch howard!! love it

@laurelfm2 miss u babe i gotta make a trip 2 the city maybe this weekend ill text ya!

MCFADDENS TONIGHT ITS MY LAST NIGHT THERE SO COME READY TO DRINK BITCHEZZZZZZZ

@mandimoyer im impressed mandi pants with your strength and endurance also i love how your licking my nipple in my profile pic haha

Mandi (@mandimoyer):

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

I want to move to San Diego.. Just saying.

Sandy (@SandyKang):

ill never date a guy who wears skinny jeans

from now on im putting love first.. please hurry. pritty please with me on top!

im going to sleep with my head on the foot of the bed tonight.. lets see if it doesnt change my perspective on life. Gnight starshine!

whats wrong with big hips!? hate that people thnk anorexic bitches look hot. get over it and eat a effen sandwich!

Carley (@CarleyJohnson):

come on people Sandy has 47 more fans than me !!! lol http://bit.ly/c5GflV

Jam out w/ ur clam out! ;) http://bit.ly/9Z22Ny

Brandon (@BrandonDNelson):

Man I love a good meal but its mo' betta when its a med. Rare sirloin, grilled shrimp, loaded baked potato... And FREE! #itis

My mom asked, "Since you're on TV now, are you going to shave your chest?" LMAO!!! Doubt it. #imaman

Sydney (@_SydVicious_):

Do middle eastern guys have big meat? They're pretty sexy.

Next person to send me a dumbass purple bbm chain is dunzo.

Cara Maria (@misscaramaria):

tommorow night @vinnyfreshmeat2 @emileemtv @misscaramaria and CTizzle will be at McFaddens in Bostons Faneul Hall for Cinco de Mayo!!!

HAPPY- NON-Mother's Day- For those of us smart enough not to breed! YAY BIRTH CONTROL!

watch @mtv Fresh Meat 2 tonight for me. I'll be in my sick horse's stall holding her til she falls asleep :(

Kenny (@KennySantucci):

Please friend @suckyeah it's my Tshirt company that I'm trying to get started. Any little bit helps. Thanks guys. Join the suckyeah army!

In cali filming a commercial. So much fun.

Paula (@paulawalnuts):

@KennySantucci Mr. Beautiful camp for the beautiful will have to be taken on the road! Work me out:)

Legs burn but my rump is becoming bootylious