George - Whatever: +2 (32)
Remaining Players:
Jenn +1 (11)
Tyler +1 (8)
Eliminated Players:
Sarah (7)
Tyrie (6)
Yasmine - Put Your Shirt On: +9 (44)
Remaining Players:
Wes +4 (13)
Evelyn +1 (10)
Adam +3 (12)
Jonna +1 (9)
Jon - Missundaztood: +5 (33)
Remaining Players:
Laurel +2 (12)
Johnny +1 (8)
Leroy +1 (7)
Eliminated Players:
Nehemiah +1 (6)
HT - The Recruits: +6 (27)
Remaining Players:
Mandi +5 (15)
Eliminated Players:
Evan +1 (6)
Camila (3)
Adam (3)
Kim - The Engaged: +4 (29)
Remaining Players:
CT +3 (10)
Paula +1 (12)
Eliminated Players:
Brandon (4)
Theresa (3)
Victor - Kenny: +5 (48)
Remaining Players:
Kenny +2 (11)
CM +2 (10)
Jasmine +1 (19)
Eliminated Players:
Ty (8)
BONUS POINTS:
Hooking up: Wes, Mandi
Crying: Mandi
Random Thoughts:
I've been listening a lot to Eminem again. I was a fan of his work since Forgot About Dre. You see, I'm a writer, even though that is not what I do for my vocation. I can relate to what it feels like to seek the edges for something to say, and to pen the curious insides to paper. Eminem's new work is amazing, there's so much that one can relate with, as he spits true feelings until his tooth fillings go flying.
And ladies, if you can't (under)stand his misogynist attitude and the hatred that he spews, please check out this awesome starlet, Skyler Grey. Look up Invisible. I swear I've listened to the song at least 30+ times today, so moving.
Here's some of my show highlights for the week:
a) It's hitting the final stages of the challenge, and everyone one is hooking up. It seems like the bandwagon wants Mike and Paula to get together. Or do they? It seems like everyone enjoys it, but what about Evelyn? For some reason, she seems to be Debbie-Downer while Mike Mike tries to woo Paula with his goofy dance moves. Barf.
b) Did you guys ever read Lord of the Flies? Sucks to your Assmarr! I swear, being on the challenge must have some of that "emotional contagion" and "mob mentality" and "deconstruction of societal norms" that behavioral psychologists conjecture about. Put enough people together with out conventional societal bounds and laws and they devolve into raging animals. Yes? No?
c) Mandi starts to lose it, Lord of the Flies style. For a fairly pretty girl, she devolves into a psychotic, drunk, blubbery, jealous train wreck. And I LOVE IT. This is a lesson to kids at home on how to become a reality TV star. Well, you need to be willing to bare it all and sell your dignity for the viewing pleasure of tv audience world wide. Mandi slept with Wes? Even I am surprised.
d) Jenn continues to hook up with Adam. I guess we need to take a page from the Tucker Max handbook and acknowledge that when a girl says no, she really means yes.
e) Evan goes out with a thud. Because I've learned that just about the worst thing ever you can do for a girl is to call her fat, I'm going to refrain from using that same standard against Evan. I'll just say that his fellow compatriots, CT-Evelyn, have made disparaging comments about his overall physical aptitude. Is this the beginning of the end? I remember when Coral was all snapfish dragon, and then one day she went from Invinsible spelled with an S, down to just Invisible. There comes a time for all competitors to hang up their hats. Watching Kenny fail/fall/flail as well...could this be the beginning of the end of the wolfpack, the Douche Bag Trio? They must be getting old. Gosh I'm getting old too then.
f) Speaking of Kenny...I sweared he cried at the end. I'm not exactly sure if his tears would pass the mustard test, but Bill Simmons and his Grantland blog gave male crying points to Kenny. I love how they have two categories of crying, with extra points for male crying! In this week's challenge, Kenny tries to do his douchey style encouragement of Paula and pump her up. Jenn snaps back that Kenny has lost his edge and calls him out as the DQ King. Pretty good, but how about just plain DQ - as in Dairy Queen. That's right you freaking Queen.
g) The challenge is still the greatest amateur psychology experiment ever.
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1 comment:
Man, Evan and Nehemiah went out like chumps. No drama points, no competition points, just six measly points for trudging along each week. Good riddance!
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