With two "N's"

"Jenn's evisceration of poor Adam on The Challenge this week made me realize that Jenn With Two N's is the greatest cast member in the history of the show. Let's flip this around: What DOESN'T she bring to the table?

She's looks great. She stays in shape. She's great at challenges and would never disappoint T.J. by quitting. She can flip on the Irrational switch and "Don't You Raise Your Voice At Me!" switch faster than anyone. She has the whole "are those implants or are those real?" mystery going (it's never been solved). She parties as hard as anyone — she's always up for doing shots, truth-or-dare, getting naked in the pool, or walking naked alongside the pool to show off for the horny cameramen. She gets along with everyone but would also feud with anyone (even people in her alliance).

She'll hook up with anyone male or female without getting attached; as soon as they like her too much, she becomes disgusted and moves on … which is why Evan compared her to a praying mantis this week. She's either incredibly mean or refreshingly honest, depending on how you want to look at it.

And best of all, she spells her name with two N's. Add everything up and she's one of the most terrifying forces in the world right now. I feel like I could run into her somewhere, and within five minutes, I would leave my family, hand her my checkbook and say, "Here, take it, spend whatever you want," just because she laughed at one of my jokes. It's probably safer for me to just trade for Jenn With Two N's over having her ruin my career, my family and my savings account."
-Bill Simmons on Grantland: Reality TV Fantasy League Scorecard-