Oh Brianna Brianna. So much potential, so little brains. Picking Susie to go into battle? I admit it was a ballsy move to try to take out the strongest girl, but you're a rookie! Lay low and strike later. Oh well, I'm proud of you girl. Sad to lose you so soon. I am wearing six-inch platforms in your honor.
As disappointed as I am, this part of the Challenge made sense. The Champion Susie sends Rookie Brianna home.
Here are the parts that don't make sense:
1. Veronica's game
"I feel like there's a big moment that's going to happen...How long do I have to wait...for this explosion?" -- Veronica to Evan.
Seriously? These are the pickup lines of a seductress? These are so cheesy, I can't stand it, yet they seem to work magic on Evan who's seen spooning with Veronica shortly after who knows what. I think Evan was listening with his eyes (and other things), so I can't say much for him. But out of respect for Veronica's game, I'm going to try out these lines at a bar and see which frat boy falls for the big moment we're about to have. Note to self: remember flirty half-drunk raspy Veronica accent and devilish cackle.
2. Wes has/had a girlfriend
Wes is a barbaric, chest-beating, strutting rooster of a douche bag. And he's as hot as Carrot Top without all the hair. Why do girls go for this? Johanna, you seem like a smart girl. But you spent 3 years in a relationship with this guy? 3 years! Think how many Kenny-beach-make-outs you could have had in that time. Kelly Anne, you're not so smart, but use those fake boobs and get yourself a better man.
3. Tonya's a man
Not true. But after 1 and 2, I'd believe anything.
