Beast and the Beast

I was watching Bravo (there are channels other than MTV!) and all of a sudden CJ showed up on my TV. They were taking butt pictures of people on the street and guessing where they were from.  Well of course they caught CJ the fame whore on camera.  And Andy Cohen recognized him!  Does he watch The Challenge?  Well, it turns out CJ was in West Village!  Does he really live there?  I will keep my eyes open.

I've been slacking on the blogging, so how about a live blog!  Pressing play now...

Is it pronounced "Elton" or "Alton"?

Uh oh, Devyn is talking about Eric...the hookup is coming.  Already getting grossed out.

Knight always sounds like he's drunk, even though I think he's sober.

Trishelle looks like a roller derby girl with that headband.

Chet has obnoxious "CHET" hat. He reads the clue! Point.

Uh oh, Knight starts shit with Nany? Do not mess with Nany, she's a crazy bitch! But she's on my team, so I'm hoping for a blowup.  Oh wow, the females are coming together and bashing Knight.  Go ladies!

Dustin dives for Nany's clothes, how sweet.  Wait, Nany doesn't lose it?  Boooo.  Why so mature?

The Challenge is starting. Trey is not a team player, typical.

Brooklyn is out first! Headed for the Arena.

Eric is in some squat stance. That's nuts. Eww, Devyn is turned on.

Frank is having a hissy fit.

Trey/Laura kiss after dropping their basket. I think that was a good job peck.

Zack's muscles are bulging, love it! Aww, but they dropped it. San Diego out!

Those rock baskets look incredibly heavy.  How are 2 people holding it up like that?

Cancun wins. Blah blah.

Uh oh, St. Thomas looks like it's getting thrown under the bus. Their alliance is weak!

Devyn looks like a drag queen, seriously.

Derek is speaking, who is this guy?  Oh right, I never watched Cancun's season.

Oh wait, they picked Fresh Meat!  St. Thomas is safe, hooray!

Mental Challenge!  Excited for this one.

Uh oh, Trey is whining again. Dude, shut up.

Chet calls CJ out on being a fake. Nice Chet.

Jasmine blurcle point! Showing off her ass.

Jungle fever double date, fun stuff.  Oh no, the drag queen and Big Easy are making out. Gross point. When will Sarah and Alton make out?

Whoa, major cussing on the bus. No idea what about. They're all drunk.

Camilla's yelling "She doesn't love you" to Knight. Way to dig Camilla.

Nany finally loses it! Did she hit Knight? Old Nany is back!

Oooh yes, she's crying!  Dustin is trying to calm her down. Please don't quit Nany!

Jonna is wrapped around Zack. They are the hottest couple. I would be wrapped around him too, go girl!

Nany is staying, not surprised.

Uh oh, Devyn and Eric are fighting!  Is this a one episode showmance? She dated some old guys and won't tell Eric how old they were?  Hmm, I wonder how old they were.  Someone find out!

There's a commercial for the aftershow, hosted by Johnny Moseley?  He looks so old and has the worst haircut.  Good thing TJ is the host.

Devyn lives in NY? Where Devyn?

Devyn and Eric make up.  Did she cry? Or just choke up?  I'm abstaining from all crying votes.  They drive me nuts.

Oh man, the show's over! No elimination! Argh. Why MTV?!  But we find out Devyn volunteers herself in.  Uh oh, what will happen to DevEric?