Week 1 Scores

HT - Weiner: +11 (11)
Remaining players:

Kenny +3 (3)


Jillian +3 (3)


Pete +4 (4)


CJ +1 (1)


Yasmine - Hot Head: +11 (11)
Remaining players:

Wes +1 (1)


Evelyn +4 (4)


Theresa +3 (3)

Eliminated Players:

Cara Maria +3 (3)


Kimberly - Brawn Over Brains +6 (6):
Remaining Players:

Vinny +2 (2)


Luke +2 (2)


Sandy +1 (1)

Eliminated Players:

Darrell +1 (1)

Georgette - Misfits +4 (4):
Remaining Players:

Noor +1 (1)


Jenn +1 (1)


Jeff +1 (1)


Danny +1 (1)

Jon - Victory +7 (7):
Remaining Players:

Landon +1 (1)


Sarah +2 (2)


Ryan +3 (3)


Katelynn +1 (1)

Victor - Eye Candy +11 (11):
Remaining Players:

Mandi +4 (4)


Laurel +5 (5)


Paula +1 (1)


Carley +1 (1)

Thoughts:
Wow what a week! So many things happened. I wanted to also mention two particular events that I wish we had added scoring for.

• #1 Laurel passed out on couch with her face doodled on,
• #2 Jeff passed out drunk with his half opened unfocused eyes starring into camera.

Haha, I felt like these were deserving drunken moments. At one point during the rule discussions, we agreed that we wanted to reward drunkenness and debauchery, but didn't quite know exactly how. We felt it was too hard to measure how drunk someone was, and felt it was too general, as everyone drinks. So we left it at puking. Though I don't forsee too many puking points, as I feel puke is just a bit gross for TV and won't survive most of the post-editing.

Stock Watch:
Rising:
Laurel - MVP, MVP, MVP! Start the balloting now. Competitor, Lush and a Slut!! Hahahah, I'm loving it.

Evelyn - Most importantly, she showed up, but also, as reigning alpha female, it appears that the FM girls are willing to let her have her way with them.

Theresa - Potential cannon fodder seems to have found a role as love triangle girl with Wes and Kenny. Upcoming Hook ups, and also importantly, staying power!

CJ - My pick for first eliminated, but apparently the house may not pick on the noobs. Is there a new culture of knock out the strong competitors first? Also rumors of a CJ-Mandi budding romance might keep him around longer. Looks like the tall good looking guys can also sleep their way to the top!

Pete - He showed a lot of grit in the exile, and poise and positive attitude. I can see him being a future Evan, brawns and brains. Actually better, as although Evan is a beast, he's also beastly looking, while Pete is as others had mentioned, easy on the eyes.

Falling:
Cara Maria - She got eliminated early and expectations for her were so so much higher. She literally collapsed mentally before the exile, and anchored good guy Darrell. She had the look, and seemed so poised and chalk full of personality from the Meet the Meat episode that I was sure she had future RR/RW stardom stamped on her forehead. But when push came to shove, she just didn't have the mental toughness to persevere. Never before in the history of drafting has there been such a collapse. I'm thinking about former first round picks Todd Marinovich (USC QB, Raiders 1st round), and Jim Everrett (Rams QB) as comparables. TM was a talented athlete that fell apart once he got to the NFL and got involved with drugs and didn't have the maturity to stand. Jim Everrett had the talent and the poise, but not the toughness. After a rough game against the 49ers, JE collapsed in the infamous "Phantom Sack" falling to the ground into a quivering whimpering fetal position, with nary a graze from the opposing pass rush. This earned him the nick name, Chris Evert (female tennis star, a direct challenge to his manhood).

Landon - Landon normally plays a good guy, fair (let the competition dictate exile) mantra, but it looks like he knows he is backed into a corner with his anchor - I mean partner - Carley, aka useless consumption of space. It appears he knows he can't be a mover and shaker and will try to "align himself with Kenny and Wes." Maybe grovel, maybe beg.

Jeff - I've heard that Navy Seals practice drowning themselves underwater and then resuscitating themselves. It shows commitment, and bravery and the ability to push to the limits of human constraints. Jeff on the show, attempted to drown himself in alcohol and turned into a sloppy mess. Let's see if he can keep it together, after all he was the 2nd strongest FM male and picked high. Although his partner Paula appears to be more interested in him, and throwing herself at his feet than winning. That's right Paula, take advantage of him while he's passed out, he never said no!!