Tippy Toe of Shame

I love this shot of Cara Maria sneaking out of the bathroom where she love scratched the hell out of Abram. You go girl!

Back in the day, I used to write and copy edit for The Daily Cal, which involved writing headlines for stories. Let's try this again, shall we?

Chet Actually More Douchebaggier Than He Looks

Not Surprised: Mandy Looks Like Fool Believing Two-Faced Chet

Surprised: Luke Still In Game

Johnny's Man Boobs Highly Disturbing Upside-Down

Jury Still Out: JD Screams More Like Whitney Houston or Dolphins

Man-With-The-Failed-Plan Abram Votes Himself Into Gulag

TJ Breaks Objective Host Wall With Judgmental Comments...Again

Brad Applies Controversial "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Policy To Gulag Vote

"I Don't Want To Be the Whipping Boy" Cries Brandon
Brad "Feels Terrible About This" But Will Vote Brandon In Again

Night Vision Catches Gray Team's Incestuous Foreplay

Czech Hammock Looks Stronger Than It Is

No Evidence of Cara Maria's Back Being Washed