Sad to say, one of the highlights of my life right now is The Challenge draft. Every season, the excitement builds as I cross my fingers that I get to pick a batshit crazy, horny, athletic team. Not sure I got that team this season, but I dub them "second best" because I think their partners are batshit crazy, horny, and athletic enough to carry the both of them to victory. Here's how I picked:
1. Wes -- Wes seems to have a brain and use it occasionally to strategize alliances, but the main appeal here is that he's partnered with CT who scares everybody and rightly was picked #1 by George. Hopefully the CT-Wes combo make for a powerful team.
2. Sarah -- Sarah seemed the logical pick for the next best girl here. She knows how to strategize and is partnered with Trishelle who is also very manipulative. I think these two veterans can bully their way to a power position. Plus I think Sarah gets some action?
3. Marlon -- At this point I was debating between Marlon, Trey, and Cooke. The MTV bio said that Marlon played college football and hooks up with a guy and a girl. Drama! Plus he is partnered with one-handed Jordan who is also athletic and slutty. The one-hand did not seem to me to be a big disadvantage as it seems that Jordan is very capable, so this did not worry me. I was having dinner with Jon at the time who would not help me at all with my pick and kept his pick secret since he was picking after me. He ended up picking Leroy who I was not considering, so chill out! I think Ty will sink that ship.
4. Trey -- Trey was still available! I wanted Trey because he's partnered with no other than Zach, aka Thor. Trey is unlikeable, but athletic. With Zach, they could be a team to be reckoned with.
5. Aneesa -- One word: "Trashelle." Watch the trailer again and you'll hear it. Beat her up Aneesa! Also, she's partnered with CT's ex, Diem. Hopefully CT-Diem form an ex-lovers alliance, and Aneesa gets the benefits?
"Just go for second best, baby. Put your love to the test." Those are the words, right Madonna?
1. Wes -- Wes seems to have a brain and use it occasionally to strategize alliances, but the main appeal here is that he's partnered with CT who scares everybody and rightly was picked #1 by George. Hopefully the CT-Wes combo make for a powerful team.
2. Sarah -- Sarah seemed the logical pick for the next best girl here. She knows how to strategize and is partnered with Trishelle who is also very manipulative. I think these two veterans can bully their way to a power position. Plus I think Sarah gets some action?
3. Marlon -- At this point I was debating between Marlon, Trey, and Cooke. The MTV bio said that Marlon played college football and hooks up with a guy and a girl. Drama! Plus he is partnered with one-handed Jordan who is also athletic and slutty. The one-hand did not seem to me to be a big disadvantage as it seems that Jordan is very capable, so this did not worry me. I was having dinner with Jon at the time who would not help me at all with my pick and kept his pick secret since he was picking after me. He ended up picking Leroy who I was not considering, so chill out! I think Ty will sink that ship.
4. Trey -- Trey was still available! I wanted Trey because he's partnered with no other than Zach, aka Thor. Trey is unlikeable, but athletic. With Zach, they could be a team to be reckoned with.
5. Aneesa -- One word: "Trashelle." Watch the trailer again and you'll hear it. Beat her up Aneesa! Also, she's partnered with CT's ex, Diem. Hopefully CT-Diem form an ex-lovers alliance, and Aneesa gets the benefits?
"Just go for second best, baby. Put your love to the test." Those are the words, right Madonna?
3 comments:
There ain't nothing "sad to say" about it. It should be the highlight in everyone's lives!
Pretty much. I couldn't sleep at all the final night of the draft. I'm brain dead right now.
I get way too excited about the draft. Like, way too excited.
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